Full ecommerce ops.
No employees.

47 AI services across marketing, commerce, customer service, and intelligence. What costs £20K/mo in staff, we deliver from £2,500/mo.

Your team costs more than you think.

Salaries are just the start. The true cost of employees is 40% higher than the payslip. Here's the breakdown.

In-house team (5 people)

Content Marketing Manager£35,000
Social Media Manager£30,000
SEO Specialist£35,000
PPC / Paid Media Manager£38,000
Email Marketing Manager£32,000

Costs employers forget

Employer's NI (15.05%)£25,585
Pension (5%)£8,500
Recruitment (amortised)£12,750
Equipment & software£15,000
Training£5,000
Sick days (39 days/yr)Lost output
Holidays (140 days/yr)27% downtime
True annual cost£236,835

That's £19,736/mo — before they produce a single post.

Save £117,000–207,000/yr

Plus: zero sick days, zero holidays, 24/7 operation, 47 services instead of 5 job roles.

Calculate Your Saving
0.00x MARKETING EFFICIENCY

"They replaced our entire marketing operation in 5 days — and it costs a fifth of what we were paying."

— Director, British Ecommerce Brand (Est. 1919)

Eight pillars. 47 services.

Acquire

13+ posts/week across 4 platforms. 90 unique visual combinations per product. Daily SEO blog. Paid ads on Google and Meta. AI-generated product imagery that matches your brand.

This is what your brand gets.

Every piece AI-generated, QA-checked, and approved by you before it goes live.

13+

Social Posts / Week

4 platforms. 90 unique visual combinations per product. Full approval workflow.

2+

Email Campaigns / Week

DTC and wholesale. £36 return per £1 spent. Full QA gates on every send.

7x

Daily Blog Articles

SEO-optimised long-form guides. Schema markup. Internal linking. Published via Shopify.

80

Ad Rules / Twice Daily

Google + Meta intelligence engine. Negative keywords, quality scores, creative fatigue.

17

Section Weekly Report

Funnel analysis, audience growth, email revenue, search terms, MER trends from 13 sources.

24/7

Always Running

No holidays, no sick days, no gaps. Approve from your phone. We handle the rest.

Live in 5 days. Not 5 months.

01 You: 2 min

Free Audit

Enter your URL. We analyse 10 categories. Scored report with ROI estimates in 24 hours.

02 You: 15 min

Quick Call

Walk through findings. Recommend a tier. If we're not a fit, we'll say so.

03 You: Tap approve

Everything Live

Platforms connected. Brand trained. Content generating. Approve from your phone. We handle the rest.

Common questions.

Is the content actually good?

Every piece passes automated quality gates before you see it. Brand voice is enforced by the system. You approve everything via Telegram or email before it goes live. Nothing publishes without your say.

Do I lose control of my marketing?

The opposite. Every social post, every email, every blog article comes to you for approval. Accept, reject, or request changes — from your phone. The system handles the volume; you keep the final say.

How is this so much cheaper than a team?

AI doesn't need a salary, national insurance, pension, office space, holidays, or sick days. No team of 15 people with account managers. Our cost per client is under £100/month in compute — the rest is savings we pass to you.

What if I want to cancel?

30-day rolling. No lock-in contracts, no cancellation fees. If it's not working, you leave. We're confident because the system delivers — we don't need a contract to keep you.

How long does setup take?

Five working days. We connect to your existing platforms, ingest your brand guidelines and product catalogue, generate your first content batch, and go live. No migration needed.

See what we'd automate for you.

Free 10-category audit. 24-hour turnaround. No obligation. We'll show you exactly where money and time are leaking.